and aku bosan..can't wait for the weekend!!
recap last weekend..
kalo korang nk buat kenduri or event and mengambil lelaki ini sebagai penghibur..xyah invite aku ye..
no offence!! tp bole invite yatt,elin dan k.ros!!
do u know how confusing colours can be?? (eheh..) red bole jd pink/white..tp kalau green kite ckp blue..ape ek kite panggil??? k.ros?peace!!
everybody kenal number kan??now..try this...as you drive and jln JAMMED..(bkn sumbat t*** ok!!) add the numbers..e.g 6+6+8+7=27..sape cepat menang!! sile jgn menjerit/mentibai jawapan anda!!!
oopss..aku tertido time cite ni..heheh...tp okla cite die..kott...sile tanye yatt..
kalau nk tgk yatt berkelakuan luar biasa...sila letak mamat ni depan die..sungguh!!hilang gelak mengilai die!!trus tekun tgk AF!!katanye nk tunjuk kat anuar yg die minat industri tempatan (something like dat la..kan elin?) oh..dan elin suruh boyfriend die ke tepi sbb block VIEW die nk tgk mamat ni!!nsb baik die x soh k.ros balik!!heh..btw..kitorang tgh lepak minum time ternmpak mamat ni minum at the same place..
huh..esok baru thursday!!sheesh..bila nk wiken lg ni...
Thursday, March 26, 2009
i wanna go CRAP today...
sharing with you how crappy these people were on the road just now..
and how many B*D*S drivers i've encounter in just 1 hour!funny but true
Driver A - Ko B*D*S sbb beria rapat ngan keta depan becos xmau bg aku masuk...ko rapat la camne pon...jln jammed kott!!not like you are going to be thousands km away from me after i get into the line. aku bkn ptg queue,ok!!aku kua junction!!lgpon aku angkat tgn mtk nk masuk..rakyat malaysia beradab??tipu.
Driver B - Ko B*D*S sbb ko xsaba2 nk ptg queue smpai almost hit the abg motor on the other side..which part of JLN JAM yg ko x paham??chill jela in your line.nothing much you can do.if can't stand the pressure,take the lrt..xpon stay kat ofice tu dulu smpai jam subside.nobody wants to share the road with u anyway.
Driver C - Ko B*D*S sbb honk aku bile aku give way kat auntie tu to cross the road. Come on la wey!!it's drizzling and she's holding soooo many bags..ok,maybe die x street smart coz crossing the road like that.but hey..u dun have to wait for hours kott nk tunggu auntie tu cross!!WTH is wrong wit u la??
Driver D - Ko B*D*S sbb ko ptg queue aku..ko drpd blkng aku je kot..pas2 da jln mmg jam..xjauh ko beli pegi..Ko lebih B*D*S bile ttp nk overtake keta depan in JLN AMPANG..WTH??mmg xkan berjaya la attempt ko tu!!you are hillarious!!aku gelak gile..and i know u can see me!!maybe ko da termalu..dan ya..ko ikut emergency lane kat mrr2..but..bkn ko sorang je yg B*D*S di lane itu..maka ko ttp stuck bersama mereka yg seIQ dgn ko..and..bile lane aku berjaya pass keta ko..ko lah manusia plg B*D*S bile aku turn kat ko and show the VERY GOOD sign and you turn out to be..MY BOSS!!! wakakakakakaka!!!! BOSSKU BUDUS.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Haniz is so well known with absent-minded attitude...
like mama always said,"kalau hidung tu x melekat,mesti hilang jugak!!"
i always misplace my things...
(ayin knows better!!)
recently,i locked my room and i brought different set of keys!!
so, me and yatt struggle like crazy to break in through the window panel...
mind you..this is like the 3rd time i locked the room with the keys inside!!(kan yatt??)
normally the windows are open..so,i have no problem to climb in..
but not this time!!
final result was...window knob patah!!sheeshh...
yatt ckp,"ko duplicate and bg aku kunci tu!!"
darm,"ko duplicate and letak kat depan"
huhu..sgt best housemate ku ini!!haha...
WILL DUPLICATE THE KEYS!! all of them!huhu..
any ideas on how to get rid of this PELUPE attitude???
it's killing me!!heh..
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
if u are in a relationship...
here are some things that i think you shud consider...
- Don't try to screen his/her phone to make sure that no particular rivals contacted him/her..
- Don't browse his/her emails...
- Don't sign in to his/her friendster/facebook
- Don't go through his/her stuff and check his/her payslip to know how much he/she earned
what the hell is your problem la??i know..aku pon penah buat perangai budus ni dulu...but i stop literally...the least i know the better...i believe he will always be true to me...BUT kalau kantoi...i have a very good reason to be mad kan??
after all relationship is about trust...kalo ko claim ko buat camtu sbb ko syg...tipu la...ko nk OWN die kott...
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
went to have dinner wit mama n papa...
eventho sgt sekejap we met...i am so in peace right now...
we actually planned to meet earlier...
but due to my workload since closing dateline is near and the heavy downpour
causing the LRT delaying its service for 3 hours and the traffic...
so we only manage to hv our dinner at around 10.40...
sampai je...i eagerly said,mama xmau tgk besday present mama ke???
(eventho it was't from me...heh...it's from ayin.i just can't wait to see their happy face since ayin is giving them something that they love!!)
when i gave mama's gift...as usual lah kan...tears rolled down...
she said chantek...mama suke...and when she read the card...the tears are heavier than the rain just now!!!heh...
papa is not the type who will show his emotions...control macho...
but when he saw his gift (watch) he automatically open his old ones and replace with the new one...
telling me,"niz,bukak kan plastic ni...set kan time...jgn ikut time doha plak..."hehe...
and the old one are safely placed in the case of the new one...
when i offered him to adjust tali jam...he said it's ok and he still looked at the watch while eating...
yin, u are not around to see all this...and i'm trying my best to describe the whole situation to u..
mama eat with your card on her lap...and she was the one who holds the paper bag before we leave the kedai makan...
i know they appreciate your gift...they love it because they got it from u...not because of the gift itself....
just so u know,i'm so glad to see all this and course to be apart of this family...
like u said,tho we are not perfect...we complete each other!!